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Give Me Wurst by Arkham-Insanity Give Me Wurst :iconarkham-insanity:Arkham-Insanity 2,064 418
Prussia x Broom
Prussia x Broom
I love my broom, okay? People always judge the awesome me, especially Austria. But I know he’s just jealous that he doesn’t have a broom like my awesome one. This is how it all started.
My house was a mess, and I needed to clean it so I didn’t look like a slob for the ladies, you know? They dig my awesomeness, but my house didn’t look awesome. So, I went to the supply closet, wondering where to start.
Then I saw her.
My broom.
Sitting alone in the back of the closet, the most gorgeous broom I’ve ever seen. Her brown bristles flowed gracefully to the ground like a skirt of twigs. I knew that she was the one. I grabbed Broom from the closet and brought her to the living room.
I swung her around and danced awesomely. My woman was for no one else but me. Then, I heard a voice like chimes in my head. It was an awesome voice.
Oh, awesome Prussia, I love you. But I have a secret.
“Yes, my awesome Broom?” I spoke aloud.
I am not really
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BERWALD tripped along SEXILY. He was on his way to meet his lover, TINO, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a MAN hopping along, carrying a MANLINESS in its mouth.
BERWALD was almost LIKE A BOSS when he came across a MANLY cake, lying alone on a MANLY plate. "That must be a treat from my MANLY bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked MANLY, so he ate it.
It gave him the most MANLY tingling sensation in his MUSCLES. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see TINO.
When TINO came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" BERWALD cried SAVAGELY.
"Your ELBOW! And your PENIS!" TINO said. "They're MANLY! Can't you feel it?"
BERWALD felt his ELBOW and his PENIS. They were indeed quite MANLY. "Oh, no!" BERWALD said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that MANLY cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," TINO said. "I got you MANLINESS. It must have been that M
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APH- Caramelldansen by AlexandraAlex APH- Caramelldansen :iconalexandraalex:AlexandraAlex 22 46 birthday kisses by padthong birthday kisses :iconpadthong:padthong 368 74 Hetalia Moomin Su san by hadesha Hetalia Moomin Su san :iconhadesha:hadesha 439 40 The End by Heta-LOLia The End :iconheta-lolia:Heta-LOLia 22 4 Bitch please, I'm fabulous by Heta-LOLia Bitch please, I'm fabulous :iconheta-lolia:Heta-LOLia 71 24 Just waiting for you to get back. by Heta-LOLia Just waiting for you to get back. :iconheta-lolia:Heta-LOLia 58 9 Bath Time by Bakarasu Bath Time :iconbakarasu:Bakarasu 71 4 Meanwhile in Hetalia by BlackAndWhiteTiger Meanwhile in Hetalia :iconblackandwhitetiger:BlackAndWhiteTiger 547 329 nice hat by Im-The-Heroin nice hat :iconim-the-heroin:Im-The-Heroin 32 5 Family Picture by amarilloh Family Picture :iconamarilloh:amarilloh 479 27
Awkward Quotes #1
"My tonged is so short!"- N210
"Why do you only go after MY stuff?"-me
"Can I feel that?"- N210
"I had no idea that a crumpled bag of stuff could make me so popular!" -me
"They feels so weird... HAIAAA I FOUND IT!!!!!" -N210
"What is this 'sanity' you speak of?" -N210
"I need to fix his tonged!!"
"no, his tonged is fiiine!" -N210
"Emma shall know of your crimes against humanity!" -N210
"Apples are falling out of my butt!"
"He just said something, IT'S A MIRACLE!!" -me
"N210's hair is SO FLUFFY!!"
"remember when you smelled a cookie and it looked like you were making out with it?"
"Squeeze me like one of your French girls!"
"Who put a smiley face on my name?" -me
"stop pushing your stuff on me!!"
"I will throw my raspberries at you!"
"I look like a raspberry!!" -N210
"Just, you know, do what I do: BE FLUFFY!"
"SHUT UP! I'm meditating!"
"You may use a calculator, you may not use a friend."
"It's not murdered, only severely disfigured!"
"If you can't tell me why, I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH MY
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Project: ItaGer 26 by TheHummingInker Project: ItaGer 26 :iconthehumminginker:TheHummingInker 210 307 Hetalia: Italy's Touching Mistake! by NiniIs1 Hetalia: Italy's Touching Mistake! :iconniniis1:NiniIs1 153 72



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I'm jeff and I think fruit rollups taste pretty darn good. *heelies away*


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narusasuyaoinaruko Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Hey how's it going?
MoonBerry82465 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you soooo much for the watch!!!
you dont even realize how happy I am!!
wasipol Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry for the late comment ^^
Thanks for the watch :)
smilyimp Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
Thank you for the watch :blushes:
lauretta123 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student General Artist
:heart: Thank you so much for the :+fav::heart:
mostachezombie Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the llama :D
crazybiah Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist
Thaks for the watch!~pewdiepie gasp 
XxCelestialTigerxX Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thankyou for the watch~! ^^
ehoii Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the favorite! :D 
Love-iz-Evil Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Thank you so much for the Llama!!!
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